"...And the Winner Is..."
Not This Doofus
So the 98th annual Academy Awards are this Sunday and Timtim decided that the best way to make his push for Best Actor than by openly and loudly crapping on two of the most venerated artforms in history, ballet and opera. Personally I have never seen the appeal of little Timtim. As a friend so eloquently described him “he looks like the ghost of a Tudor child who died of the sweating sickness”. His movies always seem so purposefully “quirky” and even the blockbusters like Dune hold no interest for me. He has that same vibe to me that Leo always had…”I’m doing this for attention and awards.” The art seems secondary. And obviously little Timtim doesn’t care for the art at all as his grandmother, mother, and sister are ALL ballerinas! Anyways, here’s little Timtim’s latest project. Enjoy!
And don’t think I’m gonna let you off the hook, Matthew McConaughey. Ol’ “Wooderson” himself laughing along at the little jokes about ballet and opera AND we find out you own part of an ai film company now? Ohno, ohno, ohno…I keep getting older but the people I like stay just as dumb. I’ll be revisiting this later.
Anyways, if you haven’t seen it already…treat yourself to Sinners, Ryan Coogler’s vampire masterpiece. It is the best movie I have seen in probably 10 years and maybe longer. (I just can’t remember.) I’ve already resigned myself to it not winning what it should, because the Oscars are ridiculous.
Be good to each other. Rest if you need it. We need you.
-The Paintmonkey