Friday Thoughts

April 10, 2026

Notes from the Paintmonkey: I had already been plotting this post all week. And then…seemingly out of nowhere…Melania calls a little presser yesterday about her “complete innocence” involving a certain set of files. Which of course makes me think “well, that seems super UN-suspicious. She MUST be telling the truth and nothing but.” (Not that I think any of these monsters would know what truth looked like if it sauntered in, sat on their faces, and wiggled.) This next part is my original thoughts.

I was talking with a friend the other day and we were discussing an Instagram account I saw where the guy posts “something insane an ai executive says every day” and literally every single day it is just sociopathic nonsense being spouted by the absolute worst ghouls on the planet who have no thought or concern about the survival of humanity much less it’s ability to thrive. Their only thought is “how can we profit off of existence”. This in and of itself is an entire other conversation we need to be having.

While discussing these tech bros and venture capitalists crow about their ideas of stripping humanity of value and worth, my friend said “have I told you my theory about the OTHER Epstein island?”

…what…?!?

And she proceeds to tell me her theory that there must be another Epstein island because…THE Epstein island was for the older pedophile billionaires. Most of this new breed (tech bros, venture capitalists, etc) wouldn’t want to hang with old dudes like Bill Gates, Howard Lutnick, or any Trumpa-cabras* shambling around the pool. (*All of these are listed in the Epstein files.) They would want their OWN little slice of depravity. And looking at most of these unkempt self important little dweebs, she is absolutely correct. They are all drenched in the stink of manosphere misogyny, unearned confidence and privilege, and whatever the modern equivalent of Axe body spray is. SOMEONE had to step into that vacuum left by ol’ Jeffy. And all of them need to be dealt with. In an…appropriate…manner.

Justice for ALL the world.

Honestly, this whole Iran fiasco had actually caused us to take our focus off of the files for a bit. Hard not to be a wee bit distracted when…for the first time since 1989…you think someone might actually use nuclear weapons. But then a collagen infused hero arises and Melania…out of nowhere…calls a press conference and reminds the world that they are in fact both all over those files! We should never take our foot off the gas pedal driving towards accountability and punishment! The victims deserve nothing less.

Take care of yourselves this weekend. Maybe meditation for your own inner peace? Try not to doomscroll, but remain alert. Nothing about these days is “precedented”.

-The Paintmonkey