Randomly Drawn
April 01, 2026
The triumphant return of Randomly Drawn! I didn’t even need a prompt word this week! I just knew I wanted to draw my generation’s foremost educator on the habits of Paleolithic hunter/gatherers, Professor C. Caveman. Saturday mornings were spent slorping down bowls of sugary cereal while learning about the lifestyles and tool crafting techniques of a nomadic people as they dealt with a wide open scary world.
Just kidding. Captain Caveman was frozen in ice and thawed out for zany modern hijinks bonking people. (I never did learn how he attained the rank of captain.)
I hope you are making it through the week. I hope you don’t have to drive much. I hope people around you are being kind. I hope for a great many OTHER things these days. Embolisms. Strokes. Just a heart attack would be GREAT. (Y’all know where I want them to go.) One sundowning moron should not be able cause this much turmoil, strife, and pain to the rest of the literal world! Be good to each other.
-The Paintmonkey
YAS! Love him!