Some History

(...and a little wish fulfillment)

An open letter to the president:

Dear Yam Tits,

In researching your gaudy, Kid Rock decorated White House lawn UFC trailer park-fest next year (that strangely moved from a 4th of July celebration to a month earlier for the yearly “celebration” of your rotting cadaver)…I learned something interesting. You are NOT in fact the first to hold a celebration of the violent sports on Presidential grounds!

Nope, it was Theodore Roosevelt! Teddy regularly had boxing matches at the White House! He loved it. He actually competed in college and then continued for most of his life. Even while he was president of these United States. BUT…this is important…it was HIM that boxed at the White House. So, really…if you keep up one presidential custom…YOU need to get in the ring with one of these UFC creatures. Show us that “alpha male” energy you and your vacuous acolytes say you are dripping in. Show us everything that 6’3” 225 lb. slab of manly perfection can do in pursuit of crushing his opponent.

…please?

I post these knowing full damn well the regime is starting their little social media scraping and spying. I will never bow to these garbage humans and I will always use my voice for what I believe. I hope you won’t either. Be safe.

-The Paintmonkey